attack of the flying doritos

officialfolgers:

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

I’m more than ready for this.

super-mario-rpg:

pancakemilkshake:

violetlamp:

themes that dont show tags

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themes where you can’t find the reblog button

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theon//19//bi//single ;D full-blooded ironborn && proud. PRiNCEE 0F W1NT3RF3LL, beeotch. fyi i dont give a fuck about fake bitches, so i could care less if you call me a turncloak cuz i do not give a fuck what people say about me i have always had haters and i LOVE it, ROFL. if you have something to say, you can say it to my FACE, hun. i follow back!! promo 4 promo.

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

My dad is learning how to play Portal. It’s his first-ever video game. I’ve never been so proud.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

jaclcfrost:

all i want to know is that character’s height and birthday and exact age and shoe size and favorite shape and favorite color and how they like their pizza and what they would do if the power went out and what songs they would sing in the shower and their deepest fears and every event that happened in the course of their life

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

theonion:

"We discovered that most oxygen molecules in Earth’s troposphere are used for the purposes of sighing, whining, and most commonly, complaining,”